December 2010
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
There’s only one thing I would wish for if I had a genie. And that’s confidence.
I had a dream last night that I was best friends with Josh Franceschi. Why did I have to wake up? :(
Careless whisper - George Michael
I could listen to this constantly for the rest of my life. Quite happily
Every day you wake up; you choose love, you choose life.
My hands smell good enough to eat, om nom nom.
Google Image the number 241543903; and you'll get...
Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different....
anthagio:
queeriosforbreakfast:
and George Bush taught my neighbour Americans how to go to war and kill people for no reason whatsoever OH MY GOD VALUABLE LESSON RIGHT THERE
Uhm, no, Bush taught us nothing and contrary to popular belief, most Americans despise Bush and everything he’s done.
That awkward moment when you’re in the church...
danielzrotfl:
Hahahahaha OMG I laughed for so long!!!
‘don’t you wish you could just type in fit girls on friend finder and save the hassle of searching through all these mutters’. Best Facebook status I’ve ever seen.
Reblog if your that one friend who always thinks...
mylatestmistake:
crackaeunice:
ME. FORSURE.
I hate it when my dad watches these silly programmes about catching fish. WTF, no one cares.
If you do a Google Image search for the number...
youjustfoundwally:
christinadigscaustic:
Lololololol
I don’t normally do these but oh my god so worth doing.
lolol.
reblog if you want TMI's all up in your ask box.
